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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)"
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"What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? They go back four seconds."
"""Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,"" we chant. Another agent appears inside the pentagram and screams. The dark lord feasts tonight."
"bad ""it's so hot...."" one-liners Two that I came up with... It's so hot that Stryper sang ""To Today With the Devil"" It's so hot that Karen Carpenter ate an ice cream sandwich. your turn!"
"What's the best thing about having sex with 23 year olds? There's twenty of them."
"I got together with a pig and... I think she's my Sowmate. ( ^ @ ^ )"
"Long story short, I accidentally left the cat in the refrigerator."
"Two Chinese guys walk into a bar.. The bartender says ""Why the same face?"""
"Pick up line: Girl, do you run a Gorilla exhibit at the zoo? Because I want to drop a baby in you."
"What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? Ruff"