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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet? Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)"
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"Why did the melon try so hard to get her father's approval? Because she cant-aloupe"
"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"
"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."
"You're not allowed to say ""long story short"" after talking for 30 minutes."
"What's it called when a planet orbits its sun 8 times? An orbyte"
"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."
"A family in the Netherlands claims to be the biggest group of Oasis fans in the world.. They call themselves the van der Walls."
"Waxing. Not a cure for lycanthropy."
"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."