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Joke of the Day
"What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield? It's rear end!"
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"Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is."
"Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned"
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"
"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."
"I know Mexican judo Judo know if I have a knife. Judo know if I have a gun."
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway"
"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."
"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"