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Joke of the Day

"Bikes are held up by witchcraft if u can ride a bike you are a level 1 wizard & if u can ride a unicycle you are a level 2 dork haha owned"

"Doc Says: I got bad news and worst news... The test show that you have alzheimer's and Cancer.. Patient: well at least I don't have Cancer..."

"What critically acclaimed movie did Zeus star in? The Godfather"

"How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb? None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye."

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you, But don't bite any other hands either because that is how diseases are spread."

"""Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression?"" ""Go on then"" ""NOT THE KRYPTONITE!"" ""That's Superman"" ""Thanks, I've been practicing."""

"Vote for the Best Military Joke of 2008 | Funny Stuff | Reader's Digest"

"The fact that the self-checkout computer doesn't say ""This shit is bananas"" when scanning bananas seems like a wasted opportunity."

"When I go in to kiss a girl, I always close my eyes. Ive just learned from experience, if my eyes are open, more pepper spray gets in them."

"So apparently Garry glitter has gone down, ON LITTLE GIRLS HAHEHHEHEE (heat plz)"