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Joke of the Day

"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."

"Do you want to know why I called your girlfriend a tractor? Because she's an upgrade to that hoe you had earlier."

"I once asked my girlfriend if she was a newspaper. Because there's a new issue with her every fucking day."

"George invited all his friends for a no-masturbation get-together They came within the hour."

"Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs"

"What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie? *Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)"

"A roasted peanut is a regular peanut that was made fun of by celebrity peanuts."

"I would tell you a joke about Jehovah witness But nobody likes Knock-Knock jokes, *Oops the title was meant to say ""Jehovah witnesses"""

"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, ""You're lookin' BIG, man!"""

"[interviewing cave bat] me: any disadvantages to hanging upside down? Bat: [pee rolling down his face] Yes, one."