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Joke of the Day
"Say what you want about Floyd Mayweather He can't read it anyway"
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"Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don't like being that guy holding two purses."
"A man walks into a bar... ....and says ""ouch""...."
"About a months ago I started to learn how to speak French. But then I gave up."
"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."
"Joke What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Whenever you feel depressed, imagine someone tickling Kristen Stewart."
"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"
"It's such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV."
"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the Batmobile."""