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Joke of the Day

"Liven up any boring conversation by telling people you have a glass eye and then watch them try and figure out which one it is."

"What did the zero say to the eight? Nice belt."

"What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare? They're practically non existent."

"Q: Why is the letter E like London? A: Because it is the capital of England."

"Apparently you can survive just by eating plants. That's something I haven't herbivore."

"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."

"TBT - What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a screwdriver? One turns in screws, one screws interns."

"""There are plenty more fish in the sea."" Terrible way to console a recently-dumped environmentalist who knows overfishing means otherwise."

"Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation ever. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the ""Like"" button."

"Why does the squirrel swim on his back? To keep his nuts dry."