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Joke of the Day
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? They pump kin"
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"What do you throw a drowning Mexican? His wife and kids."
"What is your favorite type of wood? Mine is morning."
"friend: ""we should have a drink sometime"" *never contacts them again*"
"Hehe My ewife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
"Love is a game where you try to balance an increasingly unstable structure before it crashes down. No wait nvm those are Jenga instructions"
"Pussy Me: Let me tell you a joke. Me: Pussy. You: ... Me: Do you get it? You: No.. Me: Exactly."
"Women call me ugly until they find out what I make Then they call me ugly and poor"
"Why do black people like basketball? Because it invovles running, shooting, and stealing."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bed ! Bed who ? Bed you can't guess who I am!"