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Joke of the Day

"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."

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"All these ""reposted"" jokes are not really reposted They are just procedurally generated"
"Bad advice to a suicidal person Hang in there"
"What did Adam say to Eve? Stand back, I don't know how big this thing gets!"
"Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup? Pho queue"
"If there were no food left what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams."
"Americans may not get this... Healthcare"
"Donald trump wants to run for president, Why not? Wouldn't be the first time he's pushed a black family out of their home. (Snoop Dogg - /u/Here_Comes_The_King )"
"What's a sick persons favourite rhythm game? Catarrh Hero"
"When the doctors diagnosed me with leprosy... ...I laughed my head off."