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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the new deal on liposuction at that British clinic? each pound is now only $1.33"

"What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons? Special branch."

"Science fact: a dog extracts more information from smelling a pile of excrement than a human does from reading the Daily Mail."

"I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. ""Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock """

"I was pretty surprised when my son came home from university and announced that he's gay. He used to hate anal sex when he was little."

"What is the worst joke in philosophy? One that kant be repeated."

"What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach? Flop-Flops"

"One time when I was riding the school bus the bus drive hit a couple of tree branches She said ""bus drivers trim trees as a side job"""

"Proof that Donald Trump is a racist Tomorrow he is going to throw a black family out of their house."

"After an altercation with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice."