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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"
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"I Gave My Father $100... I gave my father $100 and said, ""Buy yourself something that will make your life easier."" So he went out and bought a present for my mother."
"Donald Trump has all the resources to be Batman. Instead, he chooses to be Donald Trump."
"I don't use my hands when I change my tampon. I just sing a jaunty tune and the Disney birds come in and begrudgingly do it for me."
"I think the doctors told me my blood type was A... but I'm not positive."
"My grandma won the local grocery store's anual dance competition. She didn't miss a beet."
"astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars. astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni."
"What's your favorite city in Thailand? Phuket, I don't know..."
"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."
"Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs? Because they can sheik it."