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Joke of the Day
"I do this thing where I suddenly become visible to people only when they need me."
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"I tried to keep this fart a secret.. but the news got out.. I guess it leaked."
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am gonna eat that pussy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""
"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""
"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"