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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer!"
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"What is Stewie Griffin's least favorite Fallout weapon? The Fat Man."
"The McRib is back. Because you're getting new underwear for Christmas anyway."
"There was a convention for lazy-eyed bachelors and bachelorettes. There was a massive turn out: Most of them ended with a perfect mate.... You could say that their eyes crossed in a crowded room."
"Them: Hi. I'm happy to meet you. Me: Hi. I'm awkward and already trying to find a way out of this conversation."
"has anyone fixed the sound barrier yet"
"Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh? It is the language of Wales."
"a lion stalks a fawn a man steps out from behind tree I'm Chris Hansen from NBCs to catch a predator, do u know how old that deer is?"
"So i recently came over my ex... Hit her right in the eye! Sorry."
"One from my half asleep Girlfriend What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman? They got Bale."