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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer!"
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"Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again."
"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and smell bad."
"I found a website with guaranteed real virgins [NSFW] [www.9gag.com](http://9gag.com)"
"My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate. Now I have two girlfriends."
"What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty!"
"What's Donald Trumps favorite color? Orange"
"Most of being a parent means saying ""Great!!"" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill."
"I like my women like I like my tea. In a bag, underwater."
"What does a black man do after sex? Wipes away the pepper spray and 25 to life."