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Joke of the Day
"I tried to keep this fart a secret.. but the news got out.. I guess it leaked."
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"How do Jewish turtles greet each other? Shellom."
"I just discovered a subreddit called /r/abs Turns out it wasn't about arabic culture."
"If you're not wearing the shirt you slept in, you're doing Sunday wrong."
"What's the difference between my ex and the titanic? The titanic only went down on 1,000 people"
"What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold? Coffin medicine."
"Apparently you can't make a baby by adding water to baby powder, so don't waste your time."
"Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning"
"I cheated on a girl that was a bartender. I hope she gives me another shot."
"Asked my dad if he heard about the head tranplant on the news. He said, ""No, but it sounds like it's way ahead of it's time."""