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Joke of the Day
"What rhymes with freedom? Oil"
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"If I answer you with my voice two octaves higher than normal, ""whaaaaat?!"" then one octave lower than normal, ""noooooo,"" the answer was yes."
"I believe if Floyd fought Ali ... I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's"
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."
"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"
"Date someone who spoils you, always says how beautiful you are, and never thinks you've had enough to eat. Date your grandma"
"America has never been a homophobic nation.. He grew up with 4 fathers."
"If I ever have a baby, I hope it's a puppy."
"What idiot called it a contraction and not a birthquake?"
"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""