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Joke of the Day
"What kind of joke did the forgetful Redditor make?"
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"My neighbor called my dog fat the other day. Took me two hours to convince my dog that he just had thick fur."
"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society"
"We never knew he was always drunk... ...until he showed up to work sober."
"A wife went with her husband to his doctors appointment... Doctor: I'm gonna need a urine and stool sample. Wife (to husband): Just give him your underwear honey!!!"
"I got into an awkward situation by having an erection at the office. I was hard at work."
"I was working on a new rape joke, but i couldn't get the punchline to flow right. It just came off sounding too forced."
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The rooster"
"I turned on my computer. It said hello. Its a dell."
"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."