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Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""

"I tried, I really did. I threw my hands up in the air and waved them like I just don't care. Then I realized I do care. Damnit, I do care."

"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"

"Fighting childhood obesity.... ....is as easy as taking candy from a baby."

"learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit"

"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."

"What did the 3 tampons say when they walked past you? Nothing! They were all stuck up bitches..."

"This winter, ice crystals will stick together and fall from the sky Snow joke"

"Donkeys kill more people annually than airplanes do. So watch your ass."

"How are Harambe and the iPhone the same? it only took one extra hole to kill them both"