204100

Joke of the Day

"Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach the lifeguard comes up to her to say ""Excuse me mame but the tide wants to come in."""

"My son cuddled up to my bump and was talking about how he could see the baby and it would have been cute if I were pregnant."

"Setting someone on fire is a very heartwarming gesture."

"*[At the dinner table]* ""No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"""

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Just check for fresh prince"

"Scientists have discovered the number one food that kills a woman's sex drive Wedding cake"

"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."

"What does disappointment feel like? [deleted]"

"Why Can't You Play UNO With Mexicans? They keep stealing the goddamn green cards."

"How did the girlfriend satisfy her secretly gay boyfriend? I don't know, I guess she really had him pegged."