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Joke of the Day
"Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first? Crimea River"
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"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"
"What time of day is it in France right now? Mourning"
"When you walk into a store buying sexual necessities... New Ariana Grande CD: 18 Tub of Vaseline: 3 XL Box of Tissues: 2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless"
"We get it, painters: you love naked women and bowls of fruit."
"A man was apprehended for public masturbation but ultimately let go because he only did it for 10 seconds... Ya, he definitely got off easy."
"MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink."
"I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down."
"What's the bare minimum? One bear."
"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."