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Joke of the Day

"I used to hate flying. I thought the plane would go down. But now I just bring my wife with me on the plane because my wife never goes down."

"Russian shit Parent calls up to child: Quit stalling in the bathroom! Child calls back: I'm not Stalin, I'm Putin!"

"How do you confuse a gay person? Seven"

"What kind of cheese do rich people eat? Guccheese."

"What are your go to jokes? I was at an event the other day and someone asked ""So... anyone know any jokes?"" What's everyone's ""go to"" joke in social situations?"

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They're under a buck!"

"I met my exgirlfriend while I was attending college... ... I went to the local community college, but she went to the Christian University of North Texas which explains a lot."

"Did you hear about that Hollywood actress who got stabbed? Um what's her name? Blonde girl, Reece someone .... ""Witherspoon?"" No, no. It was with a knife."

"what's the difference between a slut and a bitch a slut fucks everybody, a bitch fucks everybody but me ;P"

"My friend is a sex offender. He never abused anybody, people are just offended at the thought of having sex with him."