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Joke of the Day

"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."

"When I see a girl, I first look at her hair. Then at her eyes, lips, neck... Damn dial-up!"

"My gf said men only think with their penis. I told her to go ahead and blow my mind."

"If you don't wear a body wallet to bed with all your cash in it, you aren't really raising teens."

"What do you call two turds getting intimate in heaven? Holy Fucking Shit."

"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"

"He rose from mild mannered Social Studies teacher... To vicious kingpin of a criminal cupcake empire. Coming soon to AMC: ""BAKING BRAD"""

"Hunters, you shouldn't wear camo you should dress like cars. Deer will walk toward you and hope you kill them."

"Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said ""Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"""

"Big words Don't you just hate when people use big words to try and sound more photosynthesis?"