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Joke of the Day
"Your mother is deaf I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot."
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"What's the only way a Trumpie can get hard? Freezing to death."
"a big fat women looked in the mirror and said to her husband 'im fat and ugly say something to make me feel better' he said 'your eyesight is perfect"
"You can run but you can't hide Is a funny thing to say to children with asthma"
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"Man: Why is ur wife shouting at you? Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen"