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Joke of the Day

"What's the bare minimum? One bear."

"Why do graveyards have fences? Cause everyone's dying to get in!"

"It's cute how my boss called the plastic container on my desk a ""water bottle."" Yeah, that's the clear liquid I keep in there."

"Did you hear about the skeleton who didn't go to prom? He had no body to go with."

"OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common? They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)"

"Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live? When the patient couldn't pay the doctor gave him another six months."

"Whats the difference between a genie and a genius? A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants. Source: http://explosm.net/comics/3155/"

"Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. What's yours?"

"Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work!"

"What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening? A sphinxter."