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Joke of the Day

"I always like seeing those ""Baby on Board"" stickers because it's nice to see agreeable babies out there."

"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"

"What's the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with a light on."

"If the cure for AIDS could get you high, we'd figure it out in about a week."

"There was a piece of cake in the fridge with a note on it that said, ""Don't eat me."" Now there's an empty plate and a note, ""I don't take orders from a cake."""

"If Twitter was any more fun we'd have to smuggle it in from Mexico."

"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"

"I visited a dyslexic Christian clairvoyant today... She read my Psalm"

"There's a website you can use to see if your family is racist. It's called Facebook"

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"