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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with a light on."
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"Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water. God knows what they did up there because they came down with a daughter."
"First Kangaroo: What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way? Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam."
"Didn't realize how much motherhood had changed me until I army crawled in & out of my sleeping baby's room to get my 1/2 cup of cold coffee."
"It's ok to leave a client with split ends if you're a hairdresser. But not if you're a mohel!"
"I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. Not a great gift I know, but you should've seen her face light up when she opened it"
"A young girl asks her father. A young girl asks her father ""Daddy what does the word slut mean?"" Father ""Sweetie don't use that word, your mother will be offended"""
"The St Louis Rams are moving to Los Angeles... And Im too lazy to move out of my parents house"
"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer..."
"How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox? By thinking outside the box"