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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between hard and light? You can sleep with a light on."
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"How do you ruin a joke? By reposting it every week!"
"*Looks up from pestle and mortar ""Phew! Powdering this baby is hard!"""
"What do you call someone who speaks 2 languages? Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American."
"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."
"What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'? About three inches"
"Why did brass and steel team-up together during the war? Because they were alloys."
"CAFFEINE-FREE DIET COKE: BECAUSE YOU LOVE CARAMEL COLOR"
"Turns out there is no Easter today, they found the body."
"""I am not a human garbage disposal"" *eats leftover mac n cheese anyway* *makes terrible grinding noise after accidentally swallowing fork*"