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Joke of the Day

"If the cure for AIDS could get you high, we'd figure it out in about a week."

"my accountant: look at ur currently monthly budget: RENT: $800 GAS: $200 CHEEZ-ITS: $2,750 me: ur right, i need a cheaper place."

"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"I did really well in my math class My professor said I was on the top of the bell curve."

"Whats the difference between reddit and hell? Hell *fires* bad people"

"Why do sneaky rogues prefer to wear leather? Because it's made of hide."

"thinking of calling crepes ""frenchiladas"" from now on who's with me"

"Why did the vegetable kill himself? He didn't carrot all."

"I love to post jokes while crossing the stre"

"I get about your body being a temple but... right now I wanna turn mine into a bouncy castle, it sounds more like fun. I'm all about fun."