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Joke of the Day

"The creepiest thing you can do is drive next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."

"How did Han Solo enter the world? On the perineum falcon!"

"Isis Isis Babe."

"I farted in a room of hipsters I watched them fight each other over who heard it first."

"The portrait fell down from the wall, And struck the young man's head. ""A striking likeness!"" was just about all, The rueful punster said."

"In 218 BC Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants. He got a mountain range that never forgets."

"Ross's sister had a fear of wind instruments So Chandler played the drums. He didn't want to Harm Monica."

"BUNGEE JUMPING $25 per person. @$$holes get in FREE! No strings attached."

"The difference between sexists and misogynists... Sexist: I like my women like I like my jeans - loose in the crotch! Mysogynist: I like my women like I like my jeans - acid washed!"

"What couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was to far outtttttttttt........ Ha weeeeeeed."