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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blonde have square boobs? Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the box"
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"Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye I didn't cry I didn't sigh I thank god cows can't fly"
"Who's the only person known to have had sex with OP's mom? Sheriff Andy Taylor"
"Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends."
"You ever notice how an electric pencil sharpener and a cat's butt look the same? They even make the same noise when you stick a pencil in it: Rar, Rar, Rar, Rar...."
"A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."
"Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street? They might be laced with something.."
"OC: What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common? They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)"
"What do you call a potato that's also a sports fan? A spec-tator!"
"What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws ? Outlaws are wanted"