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Joke of the Day

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"

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"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to keep walking so people wouldn't think she was with me."
"In light of the holiday Season... What do you call the alphabet with only 25 letters? Noe(L) ...no L.... im going to walk away now.. sorry"
"Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys? No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!"
"FOX News is a Mecca for people who hate Mecca."
"If it's important to you, you will find a way to make it happen. If it's not, you will find an excuse."
"What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn? Patti O'Furniture"
"My new favorite sex position is called ""wow"". It's where I turn your mom upside down."
"Cooking with Hitler Step 1. Turn on the gas"
"Why should you never hit people with violins?? Because violins is not the answer..."