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Joke of the Day

"Guys, did you know that as long as you say ""great hit"" or ""great catch"" you can touch another straight guy's butt an it's not even weird?"

"Girl: What colour are my eyes? Guy: 34C."

"I lost my mood ring... ...I really don't know how I feel about it"

"What do yo call a gay dinosaur that's a transgendered bottom? Trannysoreass!"

"Cop: do you know why I pulled u over? Me: yeah, I was going like 120 back there Cop:.... Me:.. Cop: sir, your tailamp is out Me:..."

"What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say? I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!"

"When the hostess at the restaurant says ""table for two?"", I always like to look surprised and whisper ""you can see her too?""."

"Made a graph of my past relationships I have an ex-axis and a why-axis"

"What has no legs, nor arms, but sucks a mean dick? A vacuum cleaner."

"No, you can't sit there I'm saving that seat in case someone hotter than you comes along."