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Joke of the Day
"You call me a whore? All I have to say is that my legs are as open as Walmart at midnight"
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"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)"
"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."
"Leaving church just now, the priest shakes my hand and says ""Love your neighbor"" I said ""Me too Father, she's got some tits, huh!??"""
"""Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."" ""Well, describe the symptoms for me."" said the Doctor. ""Alright,"" said the patient ""Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald."""
"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit."
"Why should you never take a pig out on a date? She might squeal on you."
"People complain about there being too many GOP presidential candidates, but when Chris Christie quits that will be, like, half the field right there."
"I married a moonshiners daughter Now she makes me liquor"
"The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla."