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Joke of the Day
"TIFU by posting in the wrong subreddit."
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"""He's no longer updating iTunes."" - A very modern way of saying someone died"
"People accept that God exists & created the universe without evidence or proof but if you tell them Facebook is down they immediately check."
"What do you call a guy who'll date your sister, but will kill his sister for dating you! A Moderate Muslim."
"How can you tell when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
"Earlier today I saw the Facebook group 'kids vs cancer' Well, it turns out writing ""my money is on cancer every time"" is one way to get quite a bit of hate mail."
"Where do terrorists go to get a bite to eat? the Allahu snack-bar."
"Robert Khardasian was OJ Simpson's lawyer And thus began the family tradition of getting black men off."
"Hey geese crossing the road, u can fly."
"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."