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Joke of the Day
"Why should you never take a pig out on a date? She might squeal on you."
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"I made a deposit at the sperm bank last night. She really hates it when I call her that though."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag? You take the ""S"" out of safe and the ""F"" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D"
"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"My neighbor told me he childproofed his house. And the very next day his wife came home with a newborn. Worst. Childproofer. Ever."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she flirted with the road's husband."
"""Look at that speed!"" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads. ""Hmph!"" snorted the other. ""You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"""
"Sundaes are half off. The rest of the week, you pay full price!"
"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"
"Dyslexic Zombie What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brians"