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Joke of the Day

"My grandfather always said, ""Don't watch your money; watch your health."" So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather. (Jackie Mason)"

"One man's porn is another man's...well, porn, really. It's pretty much all porn for us. Nice sweater."

"How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!"

"When I was 8 yrs old, I walked to school by myself; now you have to hold your kid's hand right up to their first drug deal."

"Youtube is the only place where you'll find people arguing about religion in the comments of a snowboarding video."

"Sometimes it's too hard to hate everyone all at once, so I hate people in shifts."

"How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)"

"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."

"What's the name of the best brewer in the world? Bock Goodale"

"A man walks into a bar.. A man walks into a bar and says ""ouch"""