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Joke of the Day
"The Japanese flag is actually just a pie chart.. ..about how many of them are scared of Godzilla."
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"Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq? Because he asked for Ice-es"
"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out."
"So a guy gets his arm and leg cut off..... Its okay he's all right."
"[Bar] HER: I want to have sex so badly ME: [trying to impress her] I am so bad at sex"
"What do you call a Rhinoceros in heat? Horny."
"What is the most painful cereal known to man kind? Banana Nut Crunch."
"Why did the invisible man turn down the job? He couldn't see himself doing the work"
"Why did it rain on Christmas Eve? Because of Santa and his Raindeer."
"Why did the spy stay in bed? To stay under cover"