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Joke of the Day
"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."
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"What does a Christmas tree and a monk have in common? They both have ornamental balls"
"Killing the earth Arrogant humans, you are not killing the earth. The earth is attempting to kill you."
"Dr Dolittle A little bird tells me that i may be suffering from Dr Dolittle syndrome."
"When my kids come to me with problems I just tell them to watch Full House until they find an episode dealing with their issue."
"I've just bought a house with period features She hates that nickname."
"[at bar] Gee, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse *nearby horse slams down his whisky* COME ON THEN TOUGH GUY *horse throws the 1st punch*"
"You might be a redneck If you think ""Pearl Jam"" is an oriental sex act"
"The best part of finishing a long piece of writing is when the laptop hits your talentless loser foot as you boot it off a roof."
"What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane? The Pilot, you racist."