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Joke of the Day

"Emails from your boss assigning you work do not qualify as cyber bullying. I checked."

"I was told by the vet that i had to put my cat down... So i went home to it and said ""You're fat and lazy."""

"What's Nigel Farage's favourite Christmas song? I'm dreaming of a white Christmas."

"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"

"FUN PRANK: Put a bike lock on a bike that already has a lock. Leave the owner a note saying you guys share joint custody of the bike now"

"How many NYPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."

"What does suicide and marriage have in common? (This one needs work...) Permanent solution to temporary problem."

"Why was Hillary Clinton running for President? Because it's easier than running from Law Enforcement."

"""Hey idiots - I don't have spikes"" - The sun, to child artists"

"Fell asleep last night with the T.V. off. Was that camping?"