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Joke of the Day
"I married a moonshiners daughter Now she makes me liquor"
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"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."
"Batman (1989): An orphan fights a clown"
"I wish I was as committed to anything the way infomercial actors are committed to over dramatizing their reaction to household chores."
"You like I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?! Then you'll love Aunt Jemima's new ""You Butter Recognize!"""
"What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose."
"I wouldn't say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed but when they cry the tears run down their back!"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? he came out of the cupboard"
"[radioshack meeting] employee: sir, overall sales are really low. CEO: when did we start selling overalls, bro?"
"MANAGER: You're hired! The pay is $200 per hour, plus benefits. The first thing you need to do is make a phone call to-- ME: I quit"