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Joke of the Day

"""Doctor, doctor! I think I'm going deaf."" ""Well, describe the symptoms for me."" said the Doctor. ""Alright,"" said the patient ""Well, Marge has blue hair and Homer's bald."""

"Why do White Supremists call this month ""The Holocaust""? Because it's just another Jew Lie (The Holocaust is real and this is just a joke)"

"When a Nokia phone warns you about low battery, you have at least 1 month to find where the charger is lying in your house."

"What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common? People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it."

"It's a far cry for Pokemon Omega Ruby to catch up to Alpha Sapphire in sales https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-surges-to-console-victory-in-november-012230994.html"

"Told my mom ""The D"" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D."

"So Recep Tayyip Erdogan says to Michelle Bachelet, ""Do you want to get together and make some dinner?"" For you dense fuckers, this joke is playing on Turkey and Chile's presidents."

"Hi, my name is USA, and I am... addicted to starting wars in Muslim countries. This is my first meeting and I'm a little nervous."

"I could argue that someone passing out in the punchline enhances the joke, but that would be faint praise indeed."

"One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from U2 and saying ""I'm a huge fan, Bobo."""