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Joke of the Day
"My doctor told me to stop masturbating When I asked him why he said, ""So I can examine you."""
Next Joke
"Have you heard the one about the late pizza guy? Just gotta work on the delivery."
"I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, ""Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver""."
"My doctor wrote me a prescription..... For dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."
"What are condoms for? Condoms are for fucking pussies, and for assholes."
"What did the necrophiliac have at the funeral Mourning wood"
"What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job? A man who is outstanding in his field."
"What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener? Water me lawn"
"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"