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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job? A man who is outstanding in his field."
Next Joke
"I was such a stud that I lasted 1 hour and 5 seconds in bed Thanks Day light saving"
"I just bought an answering machine and it doesn't work. Or maybe I'm just asking it the wrong questions."
"What is an astronomer's favorite drink? *Star*bucks. [Sorry.](https://sarahk18.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/happy-ba-dum-tss-l.jpg)"
"Give a man a jacket He'll be warm for the winter. Teach a man to jacket he won't leave the house."
"Of course I like you, I gave you that roofie didn't I?"
"How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven? Jesus said to him ""Behold! I am risen!"" and he said ""That's nice I don't bereave you."""
"Ladies, if you've ever walked by a van with no windows and you're reading this, it's because you're ugly."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."
"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit. And all I did was sign up."