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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a farmer who is really good at his job? A man who is outstanding in his field."
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"I wonder, if I say ""Hi"" to everyone on here, how many ""Hi's"" I get back? So let me say Hi...."
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"An ISIS member walks into a bar And He offers everyone free shots!"
"Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: only the inner light matters."
"whats orange and black and hates lasagna? A picky eater wearing a Garfield costume."
"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"
"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"
"What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it? The slippery slope fallacy"
"What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense."