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Joke of the Day

"What do Viagra and Disney World have in common? A one-hour wait for a two-minute ride"

"I thought the baseball was getting bigger.. Then it hit me."

"Are you reading this from a toilet? I'm writing this from one."

"How does the moon cut his hair? 'Eclipse it."

"Every time i tell people i want to be a comedian they laugh. See, im that good!!"

"How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house."

"The average person swallows over 4,000 spiders each year. More than that. Tens of thousands. Hundreds of thousands of spiders. It's crazy."

"My wife and I have been dieting together for a week so it'd probably be safer for me to come home smelling like perfume than a Snickers bar."

"What's do call a masrbating cow? Beef stroganoff..."

"It's not the bullet that kills you, it's the hole."