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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? Fruity."
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"Why did the cup fall over? Because it was drunk."
"So they finally proved the last part of Einstein theory of relativity. It's about time."
"What did the Nutzies say to their leader? ""Heil Dickler"""
"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"
"Some think the economy is slowly recovering. Others think it's on the verge of collapse. I think about boobs mostly."
"How to describe Mitt Romney in two sentences. I stand by what I said, whatever it is that I said. I deny saying that, whatever it is that I said."
"A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says ""Uno, dos.."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres."
"What do you call a 15 year old Korean prostitute Sum-yung ho"
"What do you call a guy with two marijuanas? Double jointed."