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Joke of the Day
"My doctor wrote me a prescription..... For dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
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"The neighbors with the baby moved out, and now the loudest crying heard throughout the entire apartment complex comes from me."
"What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!"
"If I jack off in a plane Does it count as Highjacking?"
"Hello and welcome to Hypocrite's Anonymous. What's your name?"
"A couple are having trouble with their marriage... Wife: We used to have something special Jon! Something rare and precious! What happened to that? Husband: You spent it all dear."
"[my work enemy steve reaches in the basket of muffins my wife made] don't do it steve ""hey everyone come watch me eat brent's wife's muffin"""
"What did the male telescope say to the hot female telescope? HUBBLE HUBBLE!"
"What's a good treatment for insomnia? Bill Cosby"
"Why don't arabs play monopoly with jews? Because jews constantly buy property over the arabs' already bought property"