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Joke of the Day

"My doctor wrote me a prescription..... For dailysex, but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"

"Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving."

"Why are Microsoft circuit boards so bad? They use French resistors."

"My girlfriend said she liked the jewelry my grandmother wore so I bought her a life alert necklace"

"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."

"I just noticed ""Glue sticks"" is a name for some stationery but also just a fact."

"Chemistry joke thread? I'll start: I was at -273.15C one time. It was OK. What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium I'm sorry guys there really are no good chemistry jokes: all the good ones argon."

"what did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't opened it yet"

"My wife told me this in the car the other day. Thought you might enjoy! Wife: I can't believe they're still together after all that shit. Me: Who? Wife: My butt cheeks."

"How do you make tear-free soap? Don't use child labor."