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Joke of the Day

"""Don't knock it till you tried it!"" Doesn't help your defence in court."

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"Q: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide? A: Because it was too cold out tide."

"Why did the sausage beat his kids? For being little brats."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"What does the daddy gun have when he becomes a father? A bb gun."

"I'm jobless. I'm making a career out of it."

"My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it."

"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""

"Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want. Oh, Mittens & Snuggles? WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH."