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Joke of the Day

"I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, ""Not only does my son have a stupid name, but he's also a shit driver""."

"Why aren't there any British Communists? Because communists believe all proper tea is theft."

"What's better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ"

"After seeing some of the things posted on /r/Jokes lately, I believe it's time someone finally said something. Something."

"Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine."

"What's the American settler's spirit animal? The groundhog."

"What do you call someone with no arms? Disarmed."

"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he could never come."

"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot, you f'n racist!!"

"I had five hundred Kit Kats in my fridge and my mate had one in his. I pressured him into giving his to a homeless person. That's basically how celebrity charity appeals work."