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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard the one about the late pizza guy? Just gotta work on the delivery."

"BMW What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside."

"Instead of Grammar Nazis, can we call them Grammar Alt Rights? Because your Grammar sure isn't Altright."

"Eating out This one time I was eating this chick, then all the sudden I tasted horse cum. I was like, damn grandma, that's how you died."

"I'd like to drown my sorrows. But I can't convince my wife to go swimming."

"I have coffee before looking at art. Brews before hues."

"Media, stop using the phrase 'breaking news'. It's been broken for some time now."

"What's the difference between you and an egg? The egg actually gets laid!"

"I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato"

"A Cop, Indian, GI, Construction Worker and a Cowboy walk into a bar... Am I in the wrong place or are they?"