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Joke of the Day
"What are condoms for? Condoms are for fucking pussies, and for assholes."
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"What's black and got ten arms? I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell."
"What's the least spoken language in the world? Sign language."
"Post your favorite Gary Shandling joke. He is dead. He was sometimes really funny. Post your favorite."
"Knock knock, who's there? Not your dad, that's for sure!"
"I think this Deadpool movie is going to really bring down the house. Having only three walls isn't good for their structural integrity."
"Breadmakers Always looking to prove something."
"It's black and hangs on a wire? A bad electrician!"
"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."
"Miss Anders... I didn't recognise you with your clothes on."