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Joke of the Day
"What are condoms for? Condoms are for fucking pussies, and for assholes."
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"I hate when I put my open beer down and forget where I put it and then I find like 7 open beers."
"Why don't black people dream? Because we killed the last one that did."
"How do you make an eggroll? You push it."
"It's Earth Day... FUCK Uranus!"
"Me: it's robocop Wife: it's not robocop it's dangerous *a roomba with a gun taped to it is shooting at our cat*"
"What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes? Remorse code"
"""You gotta keep 'em separated!"" -the dude from the Offspring whenever he's doing laundry."
"Knowing how to pick locks has really opened a lot of doors for me. now if i were a diamond ring, where would i hide ..."
"Why do the French like Cheap Trick? Because they always surrender!"