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Joke of the Day

"Every time I'm at a friend's house I look at the ceiling & say ""You like to watch, don't you.."" so I look cool if they have a hidden spy cam"

"Tower: What's your heigth and position? Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left."

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away"

"What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ? Six weeks old !"

"My first time riding a bike was like my first time having sex Both times my dad helped me from behind"

"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"

"Noah's ark. A side story. An elephant asks a dinosaur: -Did Noah send you a friend request on facebook? -No ............. -That's bad..."

"It's not sex until you walk away with a nose bleed, and the Eye Of The Tiger song is still playing in your head."

"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."

"Instagram would have been a good name for a weed delivery service"