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Joke of the Day

"A white couple gets a black child Angry husband asks-you white,me white.why is baby black? Wife-you hot,me hot.baby burnt!"

"What language does a patio speak? Porch-uguese"

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"

"did you hear about the miners' new album? i really dig it"

"My friend David had his ID stolen So now I just call him Dav."

"They say you can't skip leg day Ironically it is because of leg day that you can't skip."

"How do you start a rave in Ethopia??? You staple food on the ceilings."

"Dating Tips. C all her 69 times a day. R ing her doorbell and hide. E avesdrop by phone tapping. E ye her bffs. P oke her on FB."

"What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon? Zikachu."

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."