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Joke of the Day

"My first time riding a bike was like my first time having sex Both times my dad helped me from behind"

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"What do Jewish kids say to their Christian friends at Christmas? Sorry we killed your saviour, can we play with his new toys."
"*pretends to get electrocuted when I shake your dad's hand for the first time*"
"They say a dog is man's best friend... but honestly, even my worst enemy wouldn't stare me dead in the eye while taking a shit in my living room."
"What did the two gum diseases say to the one who had a party without them? Why di'n'ja 'vite us?"
"What do you call 40 mexicans standing in your yard holding hands? Spicket fence."
"I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills."
"Dear Diary, men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do that with pizza."
"What do you call a truthful piece of paper? Fax."
"A termite walks into a bar and asks... is the Bar Tender here?"
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