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Joke of the Day

"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."

"Did you hear about the man who killed 47 donkeys? I heard it was an assacre"

"Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows chocolate fudge cake..."

"What signal tells you that a politician is lying? The lips are moving"

"What is an assassin's favorite element? What is an assassin's favorite elem- Surprise! (it is much better when spoken, but I'm proud of it)"

"How did the hipster narco escape from prison? By going underground"

"What kind of a joke does a black person not get? Dadjokes"

"JOKE: How do you search and identify for feminist jokes in /r/jokes? They have a ""JOKE"" disclaimer tag"

"Yo' momma so stupid... she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program."

"What's the number one cause of dry skin? Towels."