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Joke of the Day

"Last night last night a girl kept pounding on my hotel room door.....finally i had to let her out..."

"I hate tacos. Said no Juan ever."

"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."

"Why do Pokemon have eyes? So they can pikachu"

"Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it."

"There's a fine line between a mirror and the end of this rolled up dollar bill."

"What's the difference between a female and a freezer? A freezer doesn't scream when you put your meat into it!"

"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."

"So my mobile phone company forced me to upgrade my 3G phone to a 4G one. I couldn't withstand the pressure."

"I Got Worried After Reading the Statistic on Marriage 50% of them last forever!"