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Joke of the Day
"Newton's third law of Emotion. For every male action, there is a female overreaction."
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"""hello pretty lady."" [i slide down the bar] ""what's your name?"" i say as i casually toss a peanut in my eye."
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"How do you spot two bffs in prison They finish each other's sentences"
"The Energizer bunny as been arrested! He was charged with battery. EDIT: ""H"" key on my damn keyborad."
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